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So if Vinnie was prezidunt, and i was vice principal...or the other way around...here's whatd happen - Chad
-Marijuana would not only be legalized, but sold in grocery stores.
-The drinking age would be lowered from 21 to 12.
-Nu metal would be illegal.
-Emo would be illegal.
-The national anthem would become "Red White and Blue" by Judas Priest.
-The look of money would change...Rob Halford would be on the 1 dollar bill, Eddie on the 5 dollar bill, Ozzy on the 10 dollar bill, Lemmy on the 20 dollar bill, Kerry King on the 50 dollar bill, Jimmy Page on the 100 dollar bill, Dimebag Darrrel would be on the dime (get it? HAHAHA!), Eddie Van Halen would be on the nickel, James Hetfield on the penny, and King Diamond on the quarter.
-We'd abolish all 'no smoking' laws.
-We'd trash the white house and throw parties at it all the time.
-We'd do a whole bunch of other shit too but Im high and I cant think of anything else.
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