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One Saturday, Chad and I were at a local gig. It kinda sucked. Some bands were tolerable, and good to mosh to. But other bands sucked the hard one, especially The Krazed. The worst metal band in the metal scene in New Hampshire (or as we affectionatley call it...NU Hampshire...because its 99.999% nu metal mallrat jerkoffs). Since we didnt wanna listen to the god-awful Krazed, Chad and I went out back for a cigarette. Whilest out there, we got the best idea. Why don't we just form a band? We'd be like Iron Maiden meets Manowar meets Venom meets Judas Priest. There'd be high pitched vocals, face-melting guitar solos, lights and lasers and dry ice all over the stage. So, we got our friends Mark and AJ. We knew Mark played drums and AJ's a sick bassist. So they came over and were all for the idea. we decided to call ourselves DARK WARRIOR! We were having a great time jamming, then the guy from The Krazed called telling us to shut up. he then asked if we'd be in Battle of the Bands, and Chad was such a retard and he was like "we'd be honoured duuuuude". even though we'd only practiced literally once. so we jammed our asses off for like 5 hours. then we got the stage show ready, and we were ready to fuckin play. and we got to play first! so we went to the venue, we set up, and we were feeling confident. but as we played, everyone began to boo us. it was depressin' dude. and then the banner i made that said Dark Warrior on it fell down. it was horrible. we just stopped in the middle of the song and left offstage. the people hated us. it was depressing....but then we went and smoked some reefa and it made it all better.
